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I love you- I hate you- love n hate

If you THOUGHT you were horny, trust me you got competition- lol

[its obvious as to who is noreen<3]

[03:33:59 AM] - - u dont k: how big is his dick?
[03:33:59 AM] - - u dont k: wats aiigght his dick
[03:34:11 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha
[03:34:16 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: I DONT KNOW AND I DONT WANNA KNOW
[03:34:22 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: eewee noreeeno
[03:34:32 AM] - - u dont k: YES U DO
[03:34:33 AM] - - u dont k: U DO WANNA KNOW
[03:34:35 AM] - - u dont k: HE COULD BE A POTENTIAL HUSBAND
[03:34:35 AM] - - u dont k: juss ask him
[03:34:50 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: well he's not sittin at the p.c. right
now he went to get something ... lol noreen yer crazy
[03:35:20 AM] - - u dont k: come on u gotta now wat ur gettin urself
into
[03:35:20 AM] - - u dont k: i mean foully has a tiny ass dick
[03:35:29 AM] - - u dont k: therefore our realtionship will not end in
marriage
[03:36:14 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG
NOREEN
[03:36:20 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: IM rollin on the floor
[03:36:35 AM] - - u dont k: hahah AM SERIOUS SUZIE
[03:36:38 AM] - - u dont k: hahahahahaa i swear
[03:36:39 AM] - - u dont k: looool
[03:36:40 AM] - - u dont k: LMAO
[03:36:48 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: HAHAHAHAAH NOREEN YOUR ON FUCKIN CRACK
[03:36:56 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: WATCH HIM b blessed
[03:37:17 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: HOW TALL is he?
[03:37:34 AM] - - u dont k: he's a bit taller than me
[03:37:38 AM] - - u dont k: but he has TINY ASS HANDS
[03:37:44 AM] - - u dont k: PUNY LIL HANDS
[03:37:51 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: how big are his feet
[03:38:02 AM] - - u dont k: pretty tiny too:(
[03:38:12 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: LMFAO xD!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:38:29 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: NOREEN i think u have a special case
[03:39:06 AM] - - u dont k: HE HAS FUCKEN TINY ASS EVERYTHIN
[03:39:06 AM] - - u dont k: SO AM ASSUMING HIS MANLY PACKAGE
[03:39:10 AM] - - u dont k: IS TWO INCHEs
[03:39:17 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: HAHAAHHHA YEAH YOU AND HIM CANT GET MARRIED
[03:39:20 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: GET ANOTHER MAN... lol
[03:39:24 AM] - - u dont k: AND I AINT MARRYING NO TINY TODDLER ASS DICK
[03:39:34 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: hahahahahh your marrying the MAN NOT THE JIMMY
[03:39:37 AM] - - u dont k: I WILL
[03:39:38 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: LMAO xD
[03:39:39 AM] - - u dont k: AM GONNA PUT UP FLYERS IN UNI
[03:39:54 AM] - - u dont k: ASKIN FOR A HUSBAND WHO'S BLESSED
[03:40:00 AM] - - u dont k: WHO IS WILLING TO HAVE SEX 9234792287429384 HOURS A DAY
[03:40:00 AM] - - u dont k: ARE U KIDDING ME
[03:40:11 AM] - - u dont k: AM MARRYING THE FUCKEN DICK
[03:40:16 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: HOLY CRAP NOREEN I'M CRING YOUR FUCKIN HILARIOUS OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:40:40 AM] - - u dont k: haha SUZIE AM SEIROUS
[03:41:45 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: but yeah you should make an advertisement
in the newspaper you'd get more results lol
[03:42:26 AM] - - u dont k: ya i will
[03:42:26 AM] - - u dont k: the college newspaper
[03:42:28 AM] - - u dont k: " The Caravan"
[03:42:40 AM] - - u dont k: ull see me on the last page
[03:42:40 AM] - - u dont k: LOOKING FOR GOOD LOOKING DICKS
(LITERALLY)
[03:42:46 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[03:42:55 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: is there an advice column in the
newspaper
[03:43:52 AM] - - u dont k: LOOKING FOR GOOD LOOKING DICKS (LITERALLY)
if nature has equipped u with an above average size
penis, who could satisfy a fairly good looking, horny
woman all day long... please contact 012 232 92 51... if
ur penis is below average, go get a fucken swedish made
penis enlarger like austin powers, cause otherwise no
girls wiill fuck ur manly package

thank you for ur time
noreen
[03:44:29 AM] •.·´`•..·´`•: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCKIN CRAP NOREEN
- - u dont k: hey SHOULD I REALLY PUT IT ?????


oh my god that girl is soooo effing horny its HILARIOUS, I was on the floor rolling at this cause I can possibly believe that she could be so horny. She was the horny one outta all my friends, I remember me her dana and chelena hanging out out and we all said on the count of 3 (we were in public) that we'd each do something sexual- before we even get to 1 she's getting all crazy humpin the pole and me dana n chich are ROLLING on the effing floor this dude was walking saw her just gave a BLANK stare n walked away -__-... she's not disgusting though she's just funny she's I <3 her.. Tavit even saw part of it and he was rolling too, he's like damn this girl is crazy...
He said the sweetest thing yesterday cause we're already having trouble seeing each other and whatnot but to reassure me he said "our mental touch is more important then physical touch. If i got in a car wreck and became a vegetable, I'd still know I'd always care about you".... awwww<3 I love him, so incredibly much. I'm happy right now, and Im really wondering about lain n whatnot--- I'll go do some reasearch on my paper and mail lain... I'll write more later... btw I'm not hungry I just dont feel like eating period... peace

edit:Oh sry I had to post this but me n bro want this phone and we're bitchin at each other, but honestly are we going to get it... prolly not-- I think it looks tooo tight !!! Wwwweeeeeeeee~
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